💀💔 BREAKING: Spyware is more popular than your TikTok feed! 😱🎉 Hold onto your bag of chips, fam! 🍕📱 Unit 42 just dropped the tea: a suspiciously “commercial grade” spyware called Landfall has been found lurking around Samsung Galaxy phones in the Middle East like it’s ready to slide into your DMs! 🤖💅 But wait, there’s more! It's a *zero-click* nightmare that can activate without you even picking up your phone! Like, zero effort, all chaos. Talk about a 2023 mood. This is fine. 🔥😩 “Bro, are we really paying for privacy only for it to be a big ol’ fish market of data?!” - some dev dude, probably. 🤡💬 Meanwhile, Samsung is scurrying like Drake trying to avoid bad PR. 🏃‍♂️🚫🔗 And did I mention that this hack has been spinning for a cool NINE MONTHS? That's longer than most catfish relationships! So what does this mean for us simple folks? If you own a Galaxy and can’t distinguish between a virus and your grandma’s “cute” cat memes, you might want to rethink your life choices, no cap! 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In the next 6 months, phone cases will come with built-in firewalls. You heard it here first! 💰👀💀 #SpookyTech #SamsungSlay