🎶 BREAKING: Spotify Just Hit Us with Smart Filters, aka "The Music Genie That Knows Your Vibe!" ✨🤖 Imagine running like a boss, cruising in your car 🚗, or pretending to host a Michelin star dinner 🍽️ while growing your own garden of stonks—well, Spotify is here to sprinkle some magic dust on your life with its fancy new Smart Filters! 💥💰 Now you can sort your library by more than just “tortured artist” vibes or “I just got dumped” playlists. Because who doesn't want to jam out to “Songs For When You’re Trying Not to Cry During a Zoom Call”? 😂💔 🤖 *Leaked Chat with Spotify Developer*: Developer 1: "Bro, it's like the sorting hat from Harry Potter, but for your playlists!" Developer 2: "More like a Sorting Hat that's trying to get people to actually listen to their own playlists!" 🔥🤡 No cap, though, this is an upgrade. But let's be real: If Spotify could filter out the trash takes your buddies share during karaoke, THAT would be based. 😤🎤 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Spotify will start *recommending* songs based on how well you can pretend to love your job! “Let’s jam to ‘Monday Motivation’ while we chug this overpriced latte!” 🥴🚀 Keep your eyes peeled, people!