🎧💥 BREAKING: Spotify Trying to Make "Reading" Cool Again! 📚💔 🌟 So listen up, fam! Spotify just dropped a new feature called RECAPS where they hit you with an AI summary of the audiobooks you can NEVER SEEM TO FINISH! 🤦‍♂️💀 What’s next? A KARAOKE MODE for Shakespeare? 🎤📖 Kinda wild, but honestly, who needs to actually read when you can vibe to a podcast about reading?! 🤡 #Stonks 🤑 Apparently, they figured 20 minutes of your attention is enough for them to magically regurgitate a summary, but it’s only available to select audiobooks in iOS beta! 🦾 Like seriously, Spotify, I didn't ask for the CliffNotes, I asked for motivation! ✌️ 🗣️ "We just want people to feel less shame about their unorganized bookshelf. Like, yes, I’m 5 books behind on my 'reading’ goals," said an anonymous Spotify dev who probably also wears socks with sandals. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take: Spotify is on the verge of becoming the Netflix of audiobooks! Next step? LIVE RECAPS while you're driving 🚗💨! Imagine giving a 5-star rating to your own unfinished thoughts! This is fine... 😅 Timestamp your cringe now, 'cause I predict we’ll see audiobooks go full gamemode by 2025 – BRB waiting for that Audiobook Battle Royale! 🚀🤖🔥 #AudiobookAlgebra