🚨🎧 BREAKING: Spotify is raising prices, and I can already hear my wallet weeping like a toddler who just lost their favorite toy! 💸😭 In an audacious move, Spotify’s subscription price is going up, and I’m here for the chaos because that 3rd cup of overpriced avocado toast won’t pay for itself! 🥑💰 I mean, forget stonks, this is more like *stonks going boop boop beep ejected into space* 🚀💥! Just imagine the developers on a Zoom call like: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Guys, we just lost a billion dollars. What’s the plan?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “I dunno, just raise the price!” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “This is fine.” 🔥 No cap, Spotify’s CEO is out here charging us like we’re getting exclusive backstage passes to the *Mona Lisa* concert! 🤡👀 Meanwhile, I’m just trying to stream my fire playlist while questioning my life choices. Are they trying to fund a spaceship to Mars or something? 🌌👽 Prediction: Next they’ll introduce a "Rickroll" tier for $50/month. You just KNOW they’re coasting on meme culture! 😂🔥 So, get ready, folks! The only thing vibing will be your bank account as it drops to zero! 💀 #RIPYourWallet 💀 Share this while you can!