🔥🚨 ALERT: Spotify is about to bless us with custom track transitions, and no one asked for it! 🚨🔥 In a world where TikTok dances overshadow every chart-topping hit, Spotify’s like, “Hold my cold brew, fam. 🤡” So, they’re dropping NEW transition options for playlists, because the real reason you were listening to that 10-hour lo-fi playlist was definitely not to enhance your productivity. No cap, who even turns off track transitions? 🤔 And, let’s be real: “custom options” sounds like code for “let’s charge you MORE for your ‘seamless listening experience’” 💰💀. Meanwhile, users are out here like Drake pointing at **"actual good artist discovery"** instead. 🤦‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we thought you wanted a smooth experience instead of album cuts. LMAO! 😆” #ThisIsFine So, if you enjoy the sweet sounds of delayed gratification, get ready to slide into customization that nobody asked for! 🥳 Stonks up for Spotify on the cringe scale! Hot take? By 2025, every song will transition into a 3-minute advertisement for Spotify’s NEWEST “premium” feature: randomly generated hype phrases between tracks. Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌌🚀 #ViralMemeChaos