🔔🎉 BREAKING: Spotify is coming for your wallets, fam! 💰💀 Alex Norström, Spotify’s Co-President & CBO (Chief Bloat-Officer? 🤔), just spilled the tea, and it’s steamy! 🚨 He said price hikes are *“part of our toolbox now”*—which honestly sounds like he just discovered that one setting on a microwave 🙃. You know, the one that makes food hotter but also costs you an extra dollar? Stonks! 📈💸 But hold up! Before you rage-quit and start listening to *paper rap* (aka having a breakdown), Norström claims these increases will come with shiny new features and services. Like what? A “Listen To 30 Seconds of Silence While We Charge You” feature? Or the "Oops, You Just Got GHOSTED - Here’s a Playlist to Cope"? 👻🎵 📉 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly? We just want to put the fun back in dysfunction, but without the part where we give you free stuff. #Cringe" So, yes, Spotify is now officially an overpriced Netflix but for your ears.🔥🚀 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Spotify will launch a *Premium Black Hole Plan* that charges you for the music you DON’T hear because it went into another dimension! So strap in, music lovers! 🎶🌀 #SpotifyScreams #TakeMyMoney #ThisIsFine