🚨🍿 BREAKING NEWS: Spotify just leveled up their game like a side quest you ignored for too long! 🎮💪 SAY HELLO to *sliding into DMs* but, like, for songs? 🎶👀 You heard that right, fam! Now, you can hit up your homies with audio messages and chill vibes, all while dodging actual social interaction 🏃‍♂️💨. Think “Hey, I have feelings,” but make it a Spotify playlist shared via DM instead. 🤡🔥 And get this: only for users *over 16 in select markets*! Like... do they think we younger folks can’t cope with sharing our *sick* playlists? These are literally the same dudes who think TikTok is "too chaotic." Copium! 🚀💰 🎤 “DMs are just like dating apps, but more cringe!” - Some Dev 😂💀 Free and Premium accounts unite in this war against boredom! 🤝 (or just another way for Spotify to keep tabs on your “sad boy hours,” no cap). So, what's next, Spotify? A feature that plays the correct song at the exact moment your crush texts you? 📅💌 👑 HOT TAKE: Spotify will definitely create a “Rage Quit” playlist based entirely on your ex’s playlist. Mark my words! 🚀🤖✨ #BasedOrCringe?