🎉🚀 HOLD UP, AUDIOBOOK FANS! Spotify just dropped the biggest “meh” bomb on us since we realized avocado toast costs more than our hopes and dreams! 🤡🔥 That’s right, Spotify is rolling out Recaps for audiobooks, a new AI feature that’s supposed to summarize what you've listened to so far. Sounds fancy, right? 😮 But let's keep it 💯: Many of us can’t even remember what we had for breakfast, let alone the plot twists of a 10-hour audiobook. This is the tech equivalent of your grandma trying to “help” you with your homework! 📚🤣 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we ran out of ideas, so we thought, ‘How can we make users feel even lazier?’ Boom, Recaps!” 💀💰 Now, imagine hitting that Recap button after binging a 7-hour self-help book just to find out it’s basically a glorified SparkNotes for the ADD generation! 😩 This is fine…🙃 **Drake pointing meme**: Recaps > Getting off your lazy butt to find the chapter you don't remember! 😤 So, what’s next? An AI feature that tells you how to live your life based on your listening habits? 🔮 **Prediction Alert**: In three months, Spotify will announce they’re also tracking your snack choices while listening. “You listened to self-help while eating Doritos? Stonks 🚀 📈!”