"Spotify's new AI recap for audiobooks: finally telling us what we forgot! ๐๐ #MemoryLoss"
๐๐ HOLD UP, AUDIOBOOK FANS! Spotify just dropped the biggest โmehโ bomb on us since we realized avocado toast costs more than our hopes and dreams! ๐คก๐ฅ Thatโs right, Spotify is rolling out Recaps for audiobooks, a new AI feature thatโs supposed to summarize what you've listened to so far. Sounds fancy, right? ๐ฎ But let's keep it ๐ฏ: Many of us canโt even remember what we had for breakfast, let alone the plot twists of a 10-hour audiobook. This is the tech equivalent of your grandma trying to โhelpโ you with your homework! ๐๐คฃ **Leaked Developer Quote**: โHonestly, we ran out of ideas, so we thought, โHow can we make users feel even lazier?โ Boom, Recaps!โ ๐๐ฐ Now, imagine hitting that Recap button after binging a 7-hour self-help book just to find out itโs basically a glorified SparkNotes for the ADD generation! ๐ฉ This is fineโฆ๐ **Drake pointing meme**: Recaps > Getting off your lazy butt to find the chapter you don't remember! ๐ค So, whatโs next? An AI feature that tells you how to live your life based on your listening habits? ๐ฎ **Prediction Alert**: In three months, Spotify will announce theyโre also tracking your snack choices while listening. โYou listened to self-help while eating Doritos? Stonks ๐ ๐!โ
