🚨📚🔥 ALERT! Spotify is dropping ALL THE SHARED AUDIobooks for Family and Duo plans, fam! But hold up, there's a catch tougher than your grandma’s secret chili recipe! 🌶️🚫 So, here’s the tea ☕: up until now, if you wanted to knock out "War and Peace" while your kiddo is vibing to Taylor Swift, you’d have to use your own audiobook hours 🕒🤷‍♂️. Only the PLAN OWNER could bask in those sweet, sweet literary vibes! But Spotify’s like, “We wanna change that... kinda?” 🤔💀 Rumor has it, “it depends on where you live” 🗺️. Like, WHAT?! Just say “depends on your luck” and toss a coin! 🪙 And can we talk about how their “Family Plan” feels like Netflix’s cringe cousin? Like, you’re all shoved into a digital dorm room with only one bathroom (aka one account)! 🤣👀 But here’s the real kicker: a leaked *quote* from a Spotify dev says, “We just wanted to help you guys share the pain... I mean, audiobooks.” Based? Maybe. Cringe? 100%. So, get ready to be sharing audiobooks like they’re memes, but don’t get too hyped just yet... Because I predict by 2024, there’s gonna be a Spotify plan that literally costs an arm and a leg JUST TO HEAR THE NARRATOR'S VOICE! 🔥💰😱 #SpotifyIsOnThatFoolery #AudiobooksAreLit #BasedOnLiterature 🤡✨