🎸🔥 Yo, gather 'round MYSPACE Nation! We’ve got some spicy tea on the latest Spotify shenanigans: The Velvet Sundown, aka your new favorite indie rock band OR the latest AI-generated phenomenon that’s got your grandma vibing to Keanu Reeves-inspired lounge beats! 🤖💀 So, this *band* shot from 0 to 474,341 monthly listeners faster than you can say “stonks” 📈 — and their hit track “Dust on the Wind” is basically a musical ‘meh’ remix of *that* Kansas jam. Like, bro, at this point, I’m convinced the real ghosts of classic rock are funding this project from the afterlife. 👻💸 And where’s the record label, huh??! Let’s unpack this: Redditors are like detectives in a shoddy detective movie, low-key exposing this AI plot twist with memes and vibes. “This is fine,” they say, sipping their overpriced lattes while the AI overlords drop bangers. ☕️🔥 One developer allegedly said, “I can’t wait for the day we give AI the Grammy, but it WILL be cyberpunk.” *Gasp* 💥 🧠💥 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll be headbanging at shows where real *and* AI bands compete for our attention while we sip the *new* avocado-flavored cryptocurrencies!! Mark your calendars, fam! ✨🤡💥