🚨🍿 *BREAKING: The SPOTIFY SCANDAL that KILLED GEN Z’S SOCIAL LIFE* 🍿🚨 Listen up fam, this isn’t just ANY basic tech news. We’ve got a full-blown *cyber catastrophe* on our hands! 💀 BUT WAIT — it’s not even a breach, it’s just REALLY bad privacy settings. Think Spotify rolled out a new feature called “Hey Everyone, Here’s My Cringe playlists!!” 🤡 Not to mention the Vice President's Spotify taste is now up for judgment. Will he vibe to Beethoven or Lil Uzi Vert? 🤔💔 Introducing the *Panama Playlists*, where all of our deep, dark musical secrets get aired like laundry at a family reunion. Anyone with a finger and a phone can now **judge** what the VP and your fave talk show host are *jamming* to! 😂🔥 Instant meme content? Oh you KNOW it! 🥴 Now, *sources* say, “Honestly, we didn’t realize that the DEFAULT was public. What were we thinking? 😂” - Spotify Interns, probably. Meanwhile, we’re left like this: Drake 🥵 “This is the *worst* thing to happen to artists since auto-tune!” Me: “Why not just listen in private, my dude?” 😅🤷‍♂️ 👀 *Prediction time*: In 2024, Drake will drop an album “Panamas: My Exposed Tracks” and it’ll go vir- I mean STONK 🚀! #PrivacyWho #PVP: Public Vibes Playlists 👀💰 *Share this shenanigan or you’re cringe!*