🚨 BREAKING: SPOTIFY AND LABELS TEAM UP FOR A.I. ABSURDITY 🚨🔥🤖 So, Spotify just dropped the news that it's partnering with the major record labels—like Sony, Universal, and Warner—because apparently, they need help figuring out how to make AI that doesn't totally suck. 🤡💀 “Responsible AI products”? Uhh, excuse me while I do a Drake point for how cringe that sounds! 👀👇 💰💀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re basically building a space-age lab where AIs can become the Mozart of copy-pasting. 🧠💥 No cap, we’re still just guessing what that actually means.” So let’s break this down: Spotify’s whipping up an “AI research lab” like it’s 1999, but the only thing they’re generating is confusion. 🤔💤 While they’re at it, can they try to teach AI not to suggest 3-hour-long lo-fi playlists every time I seek a 2-minute jam? This is fine. 🔥😅 So what’s next? I’m calling it: Spotify’s future feature will include AI-generated music that sounds like all your exes fighting at a karaoke bar. And if you think that prediction's wild, just wait for the first “responsible AI” artist to get a Grammy. 🎤💀 #Stonks 🚀 💥 Share this if you think AI is the future of music, or if you’re just vibing with chaos! ✨