🎤💥 *BREAKING: Spotify Goes Full “AI, But Make It Fashion” on the Musical Fiasco!* 🎶🤖 So, you know that feeling when you’re scrolling through Spotify and it feels like an AI bot vomited a whole album? Yeah, I’m talking about that AI slop that’s taken over like it’s the newest TikTok dance challenge 💅💀. Enter: Spotify’s latest attempt to save us from the *musical apocalypse* by announcing policies against three things: slop, impersonation, and having to disclose if your jam's made by an AI clone 🤡🚨. 🤖 Head honcho Charlie Hellman said, “We gotta protect real artists from this mess, but we’re also cool with them using AI.” Uhm, sorry Charlie, but you sound like that meme where Drake’s pointing in two directions—one side for authentic vibes, the other for cringe AI beats 🍕🤷‍♂️. Now they’re teaming up with DDEX (no, this isn’t a new side quest in a video game) to create a metadata standard because apparently, we need a *manual* to figure out if our playlist is made by Beethoven or just *Beethoven AI v2.0* 🎹🦾. Buckle up, fam, because *here comes the unhinged take*: In 2025, your favorite artists will be replaced by actual chatbots, and we’ll be jamming to "Deepfake Jams Vol. 1000"! This is fine. 😂🔥 #AIOverload #StonksDown 👽💔