🎤👋 Yo, fam! Gather ‘round the chaotic campfire because Spotify is serving us the drama with a side of CRUNCHY MEMES! 🍿🔥 So, our boy Daniel Ek, CEO of Spotify and self-proclaimed “Not-a-risk-taker,” just dropped 🔥 a truth bomb: the ad biz is moving slower than a tortoise in a hammock. 🐢💤 Meanwhile, Lee Brown, the ad chief who got fed up with this snail pace, bounced faster than your WiFi during a Zoom meeting. 📉👋 He just joined DoorDash to be their Chief Revenue Officer because honestly, who wouldn’t want to be *delivering* the dough 🍕💰 instead of watching it shrivel up at Spotify? Ek was all like, “Our ads are screaming for help! 😱” I imagine the convo went something like this: 🗣️ Ek: “Bro, why are we moving like a Windows 95 startup?” 🗣️ Lee: “I’d rather deliver tacos. Peace out, bosses!” 🚀🔥 Shoutout to Spotify for taking their time like this is a slow-cooked stew! 🍲 Meanwhile, literally *everyone* is watching ads on TikTok like it's the Super Bowl. Can we say "outdated," fam? 🤡💀 Prediction time: 🎱💥 In 2024, Spotify will release “Spotify for Ads,” a subscription where you pay to never hear ads again. Stonks? No cap. 😵‍💫💸 Prepare for chaos!