🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Spotify is ditching the “just play music” vibe and going full-on *The Office* chatroom! 💬🎶 That’s right, fam! 😱 In-app Messages are here, and they’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Now you can slide into your friend’s DMs with your favorite banger or the latest podcast about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza. 🍕🎤 Stonks? More like bonks! 🤡💔 🔔 *Leaked Developer Conversation* 🔥: 🤖 DEV 1: "Should we enhance the streaming experience?" 🤖 DEV 2: "Nah, let’s just make texting awkward with cringy song suggestions!" But wait! It’s rolling out to select markets, so who knows if it’ll be in your hood or if you’ll be left on read like my last Tinder date. 😂📉 No cap, I’m just here for the memes, not the messages! Is there a notification sound for “this is fine”? Because that’s what it’ll be when your ex sends you a breakup playlist. 💀🎧 💥 So, hot take: in 2024, Spotify will replace Tinder and we’ll all just swipe right on playlists instead. Imagine the chaos! “I’m really into your top 5, but can your ‘Discover Weekly’ keep up?” 🚀🔥 Share this to spread the chaos! 🎯😜 #SpotifyTalks #ChatAppMadness