🚨🎶🎤 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🎤🎶🚨 In the latest episode of "The Outrage Olympics," Spotify just threw the entire music industry right into the blender of chaos! 💀💔 That's right, the streaming giant is out here serving up AI-generated tracks under the names of artists who have been chilling with the angels for decades. Like, excuse me?! Are we just gonna pretend like Blake Foley isn't rolling in his grave while some random dude with a bougie haircut is belting out tunes? 🤡🔥 According to 404 Media (and, no cap, my *snitching* buddy down the digital grapevine 🍇), Spotify unleashed a song called "Together" that sounds like a country tune made in an AI factory. But surprise! The cover art shows some blonde dude who's *definitely not* Blake. Picture Drake pointing at a cringey meme: “This is NOT it.” 🤦‍♂️ "Bro, we’re just trying to keep the legacy alive!" said a **deeply regretting** Spotify developer who absolutely did NOT say that, but you get the vibe. 😂 So, what’s next? Hologram concerts for Elvis, but the hologram has a TikTok? STONKS UP! 🚀💰 My hot take? The next viral trend will be Spotify releasing a track from Shakespeare featuring Auto-Tune. #ShakespeareJuice #CringeButBased 📜🎶 Time to blast "Together" on repeat... in purgatory!