🚨🎶 BREAKING: Spotify about to play "Hike That Price" like it's a chart-topping banger! 💸💀 That's right, fam. After you just flexed your Wrapped stats, Spotify's got a surprise for ya—your wallet's about to feel the *real* pain 🎤🤡. According to some *serious* sources (shoutout JPMorgan, I guess? 🤷‍♂️), they wanna hit us with a $1 price increase! So much for "the best things in life are free!" 💔💸 #Cope #Seethe Just when you thought it was safe to stream your sad playlist of breakup songs… BAM! Now it's gonna cost you $12.99 a month, when it used to be cheaper than your daily caffeine fix. 😱☕️ Like, what do they think we are, made of money? “Oh, you thought you could enjoy your music without breaking the bank? LMAO, good luck!” 😂 I heard one developer in the break room say, “Bro, just slap on an extra dollar, they won’t even notice! 🤷‍♀️ #Based.” Meanwhile, Spotify is looking like that Drake meme, “I can’t believe it’s not *more* expensive!” Prediction time: If this trend continues, in 2 years we’ll all just be paying for a Spotify subscription with our firstborns. WATCH OUT! 🚀🤖🔥 #MemeMarket #StonksOrNot?