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"Spotify said 'You want books with your bops?' 🎧📚 Audiobooks+ is here for the Premium vibe 💅💀 #NoCap"
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"Spotify said 'You want books with your bops?' 🎧📚 Audiobooks+ is here for the Premium vibe 💅💀 #NoCap"

July 17, 2025
19 days ago
Engadget
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🎧👀 You heard it right, fam! Spotify is pulling a *double whammy* with Audiobooks+ that *might* just force you into a literary renaissance, or at least drown you in overpriced audible chaos 💸📚. So you thought Spotify was just for vibing while you pretend to be productive? 😂 Nah, they’re like *“You get *15* hours of audiobooks, but wait... there’s more!”* and BOOM 💥, you’re now trapped in an audiobook rabbit hole with double the stories and double the questionable life choices. But here’s the tea ☕️: why do we need this when half of us are still struggling to finish *one* book a year? 🤡💀 Spotify's out here like: “Let’s throw some extra hours into the fryer and hope it’s crispy enough for you to forget about your real-life responsibilities.” And get this, Premium Family subscribers—your plan manager is about to be the *real MVP* of the chaos, spending $20 a month for feel-good brain snacks 🥳. Leaked developer quote: “We just want to distract you from reading long texts like your thesis... You know we’re *quaking* in our boots.” 🤖💀 🔥 Prediction Alert! 🔥 In 6 months, you’ll see Spotify slip into the *Zuckerberg Way* and introduce a *BookTok* feature, causing your Spotify Wrapped to just be 100% audiobooks. Get ready for that sweet, sweet chaos, my dudes. 📈💩

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#Spotify#Audiobooks#Subscription#Premium#Streaming
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