🚨💽🎶 **BREAKING: Spotify Just Unleashed a Weekly Mini ‘Wrapped’!** 💥💀 Folks, buckle up! Spotify is launching a brand-new feature that’s basically “Wrapped” on a diet. 🤡💩 You know when you’re scrolling through TikTok and see a video of someone having a mid-life crisis? Well, this is *that*, but with your music taste. 🎤🔥 Every week, Spotify will slap you with an ego boost or a cringe-fest of your last seven days of tunes. Think Drake 🥵 pointing at your guilty pleasure playlists (yeah, we see you bumping to that *Baby Shark* 🦈). Not to mention, they’ll curate playlists that scream “I’m still stuck in 2019.” *Quote from what I imagine is a Spotify dev's lunch break*: “We figured if people can’t stop seething over their jam choices annually, why not make them suffer weekly? 🤷‍♂️💔” 🔍 And let’s not forget that social media sharing feature that’s gonna flood your IG feed with *“Look at my artistic taste, I'm so UNIQUE!!”* (Btw, this is fine meme🧘‍♂️ triggering incoming, just watch!). So grab your phones and get ready to argue with your friends over who listens to the most cringe, because if you don’t share your weekly stats, do you even listen to music? 🚀 **Hot take:** This feature is just Spotify preparing us for an inevitable dystopian future where we have to pay for reminders about our own taste. 😱💵 #Stonks? More like *Dronks*—cause we’re all going to need a drink! 🍻 Cheers to weekly regret! 😂