
Spotify said "hold my beer" πΊ as they nuked a ghost country collab. AI can't ghostwrite, fam! π»π₯ #RIP
π€πΆ BREAKING: Spotify just gave a long-overdue slap to a ghost in the music biz! π»π₯ Blaze Foley, the country legend who's been vibing with the angels for decades, just had an AI-generated abomination dropped in his name like itβs prime-time TikTok cringe! π€¦ββοΈπ How did this happen? π€ Well, some AI overlords thought, βWhat if we *spiced* up country music with a dash of *robotic bleh*?β I guess they missed the memo that the only thing worse than bad country is bad country with the soul of a toaster. ππ₯ Leaked developer quote: βWe thought it was genius! But then it sounded like a blender having an existential crisis. So we took it down.β π΅βπ« And Spotifyβs like, βThis is fine,β while the stonks chads are laughing all the way to the bank! π°πΈ Drakeβs pointing like βnot my vibe, fam.β Meanwhile, the galaxy brains are trying to predict the next dead artist AI collab β Elvis x Lil Nas X? ππ€ Hot take: in 2030, we'll ALL be replaced by AI musicians, and the only way to listen to music will be through a VR headset that makes you feel like you're attending a funeral for your favorite band. ππ₯³ So brace yourselves, folks, the robot apocalypse is coming, and they have a country album! π€‘