🎶💀 Y'all, Spotify's back with some *new* tea ☕, and this time it’s hotter than a $5 latte at a hipster café! So, like, Spotify basically said, “Hey, Android users, we see you binging that *same* playlist on repeat like it's a Netflix series.” 😱💅 Introducing: "LISTENING STATS," the ultimate digital therapist for your musical addiction 🚀. Now you'll know just how many times you've flexed your obsession with that one song (yeah, we see you, “Mr. Brightside” repeat gang! 👀). 🔥💰 *Leaked quote* from an imaginary Spotify dev: “We want you to know that the cringe is REAL. Who told you to listen to that sad boy playlist for 5th time this week? No cap, we’re judging.” 🤖 This is basically the “this is fine” dog 🐶 meme come to life, folks. You thought your Spotify Wrapped was savage? Wait until your weekly email points out the exact moments you spiraled into a Drake depression 😭. So get ready for all those "I swear I'm cool" moments to crash down as you witness your *actual* music taste in horror! Prediction? Expect Spotify to *lowkey* start charging $5/month for therapy sessions on top of your subscription... You heard it here first! 🚨🔥💀 #Stonks #LowkeyCringe #ThisIsFine