🚨🎶BREAKING: Spotify just had a glow-up and decided to partner with the BIG music bois: Sony, WMG, UMG, Merlin, and Believe! They’re cooking up some “responsible” AI products because, you know, nothing screams “we care” like putting a bow on a robot that’s about to steal your job! 🤖💔 NO CAP, they’re launching a generative AI lab! Imagine AI churning out hits like a vending machine but also giving you the *I’m sorry, I can’t let you go, your music taste is cringe* vibe. 🤡🔥 🎤 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We wanted to create music that speaks to the soul… but like, the soul of a corporate robot 😂💼.” And what does “responsible” even mean? You just know somewhere, an AI has already started making a sad indie album about how Spotify is ruining music with algorithms. 🎶 *Drake pointing meme* 💸 Yeah, you thought we wouldn’t notice you luring artists into a trap with sweet royalties while your AI devours the charts? Stonks are rising but so are my anxiety levels fr fr! We’re doomed to a future where our playlists are curated by an algorithm better than we are at *literally anything* — brace yourselves for “AI Mixed with a Side of Soul.” 😱💥 🔥 My prediction? One day we’ll be at a concert, and it’ll be an AI singing sad breakup songs about how we’re all living in a black mirror episode. Get ready for April 2030 when Spotify drops an AI-generated LIVE album that gets its own Netflix series. This is fine! 💀🚀