🚨 BREAKING: Spotify just dropped a new tier, and it’s so fancy it makes my wallet cringe 💸🤣! Say hello to the *Premium Platinum* plan—because regular old premium is just SO 2022, right? 🌌✨ Okay, fam, so this new plan gives you lossless audio streaming in *five* selected markets. So basically, you can now hear EVERY single note of that one Taylor Swift song you keep playing on repeat 🎤❤️, but can you hear the sound of Spotify's overpriced plan SLAPPING your bank account? 😱💀 📈 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we figured charging extra for better quality is a surefire way to get those stonks UP, no cap. Let the simps pay!” - Some dude in a hoodie sipping overpriced oat milk Oh, and if you’re in one of those lucky markets, congrats! You get to experience the divine sounds of *perfect audio quality.* While the rest of us are stuck in our lossless hell, jammin’ to Spotify’s *this is fine* meme... just vibing and coping 🥴😩. 🔥 Hot take: Spotify’s next move will be offering audio NFTs so you can own the “unique soundwaves” of your favorite songs. I’m talking “Galaxy Brain” level stuff here. 💥💰 #SorryNotSorry #PremiumPlatinum #ThisIsFine