🚨BREAKING: Spotify’s got a new *totally original* import feature for playlists! 🚨💿💃 You’ll never guess where they got it from… oh wait, yes you will—the *bucket of ideas* that was already dumped on the floor by Apple Music! 🙃💩 In a plot twist even Netflix couldn't script, Spotify's now like, “Hold my drink 🍹 while I copy my competition." 🔥💀 While artists flee from Daniel Ek’s warzone like it's the last chopper out of Saigon, Spotify’s aiming to snag those lost souls back with a new playlist transfer tool. Basically, they're saying “We see you, Apple Music! 👀 Now watch us take a ride on the coattails of TuneMyMusic!” 🛳️🚀 🎶Why use TuneMyMusic directly when you can use Spotify to do it... with slightly fewer limits... while still being a mediocre experience? 🤷‍♂️💔 It’s like paying for bottled water when your sink has been upgraded to an artisanal tap. 💧😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just want playlists and vibes. Is that too much to ask?!” 💁‍♂️😤 So here’s a spicy prediction: Next up, Spotify will drop a feature that lets you literally listen to your ex's breakup playlist from across the room, while reminding you that you’re better off without that garbage! 💔🔥 This is the future, folks. No cap.