🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Spotify just swerved in with another acquisition – this time they’ve snatched up WhoSampled! 🎤💥 You heard it right: now you can discover every time your fave rapper borrowed that sax solo from a 70s elevator music track. Talk about musical Jurassic Park! 🦖🎶 Peeps be like: “WhoSampled? Who’s that?” 🤔 Well, they were the heroes tracking down samples since 2008 – like musical detectives in a world full of wannabe Sherlocks. 🔍🕵️‍♂️ But here’s the kicker: Spotify didn’t disclose how much they forked over! 💰💰 My bet? Enough to feed 100 devs instant ramen for a month. 🍜💀 Meanwhile, Spotify still refuses to pay artists but will pay to uncover where “Old Town Road” borrowed that catchy banjo riff. Stonks? Not exactly. 📉💀 Imagine the conversation in Spotify HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So, we paid for WhoSampled. What’s next?” 👨‍💼 CEO: “You mean we could've just Googled it?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: *silently weeps* 😭 So, buckle up, because soon you’ll KNOW exactly who sold their soul for a hook. 🎤🔥 Get ready for SpotifyWrap 2023 to throw some serious shade on your listening habits. **Hot take**: In 3 years, Spotify will become a full-blown detective agency for music law, issuing subpoenas for your favorite tracks faster than your neighbor can steal your Wi-Fi. 🤖🚀🤡💯