🎶💔 Hey fellow audio fiends, BREAKING NEWS: Spotify has finally decided to pull its head out of the 🎤💩 and drop LOSSLESS AUDIO!!! 🚀💽 But like, no cap, were they waiting for aliens to approve it or something? 👽👽 So here’s the tea ☕️: Back in 2021, Spotify said, "Hey fam, we’re dropping a hi-fi tier!” But then they hit the brakes harder than that one kid who goes full-on boss mode in Mario Kart 🏎️💨, all because of some pesky licensing drama 🙄. Fast-forward to now: your ears are about to hit that sweet spot! 🔥🎧 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just needed two years to come up with the best way to make Hipsters happier.” 👀💀 Instructions for activating this fire 🔥 feature? Just dig around in the app settings like you're hunting for lost treasure 🏴‍☠️. Got a bad taste? Just keep pretending you're living in 2014 before streaming was a thing! 😂 But wait, here’s the hot take: if Spotify ain't adding some vibey visualizers to this lossless magic, are we even gaming the system, fam? 🎨👾 So, get ready to seethe when you realize all your playlists need a complete makeover. You heard it here first: Spotify’s lossless is the new mullet—business in the front, party in the back! 🤟💥 Share this chaos or risk losing your music cred forever! 🔥👑 #MoreThanLossless