🚨🎤🔥BREAKING: Spotify Users Hit ‘MVP’ Status By Selling Soul Data to Build Their Own AI!💾🤖 So hold up! Spotify 📉 is feeling some type of way because 10,000 users decided to play God 😂 and sell their precious data to build their own AI tools. Like, were they trying to summon the Spotify version of Skynet or what? 🚀 “Yeah, lemme just trade my listening habits for some bytes.” *Brain.exe has stopped working.* 💀 You thought Wrapped season was about sharing your top bops? Nah fam, it’s now a corporate espionage flex! “Hey guys, I got these fire playlists, but I’m also sharing my entire Spotify history for some coding tips.” 🥴🔥 This is a major #CRINGE moment. Just imagine the conversations: **Dev 1:** "Yo, did you hear about that 10k user data dump?" **Dev 2:** “Stonks? More like dumb-stonks.” 📉📉 **Dev 1:** "I’m just here wondering if I should start charging for my Spotify Wrapped… 🤑" But real talk, Spotify better watch out 🕵️‍♂️ before they become the next Blockbuster in this streaming universe! My hot take? In 5 years, we’re all going to be vibing to AI-generated music that’s somehow even worse than Imagine Dragons (no cap) 🎶💀. Keep your data close and your playlists closer, fam! 🔒💔