🚨🎤 BREAKING: Spotify just said "Let's stick it to the man... but only if he lives outside America!" 🌍💸 So let me get this straight: Spotify Premium is raising its overseas prices to nearly $14, while y’all in the US are still sipping that $12 coffee like it’s a fine wine? 🍷🤔 This is literally the CEO of Spotify looking at the world like: “This is fine… as long as it’s not happening in the US.” 🤡🔥 I can totally hear one of their devs saying during a meeting: “Guys, what if we just slap an extra fee on our foreign users? Stonks! 📈” And then everyone else put it on mute and started memeing in Slack instead. 💻😂 Meanwhile, the Internet be like: - Drake pointing “Don’t raise your price in the US” - Galaxy brain: “Upsell to the rest of the world and watch them cope.” Like, what’s next? Charging extra for playlists that don’t suck? 🤡💀 Prediction: Any minute now, someone’s gonna start a “Spotify Price Revolution” movement in Europe, complete with TikTok dances and hashtags. 🚀💰 This is not just premium—this is PREMIUM chaos! Buckle up, fam! 😱✨ #SpotifyIsOnOne #PriceHikeVibes