🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: Spotify Plans to Go Lossless… Finally! 🎶💯 So, buckle up fam, because after what feels like *3 million years* of the same old top 40 bangers on repeat, Spotify might just give us the lossless audio we've all been crying for! 💧✨ That’s right, references to "24-bit" and FLAC have surfaced in the latest desktop app builds, and let’s be real, it’s about time Spotify stopped serving us those microwaved audio nuggets and stepped up to the gourmet lossless platter! 🍔🦄 Imagine finally getting that crispy, creamy sound you thought only existed on ancient vinyl records! 🎤💽 But hold up, Spotify! How you gonna say "lossless" when your app still crashes harder than my hopes and dreams every time I try to find a new artist? 😂💀 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we just needed to wait until everyone forgot about Tidal. 🤫” And seriously, is anyone else prepared to hear a new track by their favorite artist in such clarity that they can finally decipher if it’s just a purring cat making the beat? 😼🔥 Prediction: Spotify’s upgraded audio will be so clear, users will start hearing the screaming guilt of every skipped ad. 🚀💰 Get ready for the *ultimate* "This is fine" meme to come to life as we dive back into our playlists. #StonksOrStonksNot 🤷‍♂️💥