🔥🎶 Listen up, party people! Spotify just turned the volume way up on their pricing, and the international market is like “WTF?!” 😂💸 That’s right, our beloved, slightly-overpriced streaming service is spiking prices for Premium subscribers around the 🌍—from South Asia to Europe, everyone’s about to start seething harder than your grandma at Thanksgiving. 💀🍗 No cap, it's giving “let me get this stonks” vibes but more like “let me just cry into my Spotify being $13.90 in Europe” 🤡. So what’s the deal here? Spotify just dropped a bomb after missing their earnings report, causing their stocks to plummet by 11%! 📉 CEO Daniel Ek was seen crying into his cold brew as he announced, "I’m unhappy." No kidding, bud. 😭💔 “Hey, Ek! How about you stop paying Drake to rap about Spotify and use that cash for better algorithms?” said a developer in the breakroom on a leaked call. (okay, we made that up, but it sounds legit, right? 👀) Here’s my hot take: in 2024, Spotify will be offering a “Premium-Middle-Finger” plan where for $20/month, you just get a playlist of sad songs and the sound of cash registers ringing. Can’t wait! 🚀🔥💰 Share this if you’re riding the cringe wave of Spotify price hikes! 📲💬