🎶🚨 *BREAKING: Spotify is officially entering its “Admit We’re Not Human” era!* 🤖💔 In some shocking news that’s hitting the music industry harder than a bad remix, Spotify is rolling out a BRAND NEW AI music policy! 💥🔥 They’re gonna slap labels on those AI-generated tracks faster than Drake can drop a sad song. 🥲💔 #DrakePointing First up: *Spam Filter Alert!* 🚫🗑️ Spotify's about to turn off the AI music faucet 🧑‍🔧💦 like it’s a leaky sink full of sad soundcloud beats. You know what they say: “This is fine… just kidding, THIS IS NOT FINE!” 🔥😱 And let’s talk about AI voice clones—y’all remember the time when every celebrity tried to drop an album? Yeah, we're sorting THAT mess out too. *In a leaked meeting, a Spotify dev was like:* “If I hear one more AI track trying to be the next Billie Eilish, I’m throwing my laptop out the window.” 💀💻 So, what’s the *real* tea? All this sounds as useful as a phone app that counts calories but makes you crave donuts. 🍩 Just wait until Spotify gets bought by a pizza place. 🍕💰 🤯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a wild twist of fate, Spotify will team up with TikTok to create a *virtual DJ* that only plays AI-generated tracks from the year 2040. Buckle up, we’re in for a ride! 🚀🎤 #AIChaoticTones