🚨 STOP THE PRESS!! 🚨 Spotify just pulled a plot twist no one asked for – they’ve gone and birthed *lossless audio* into the world like a chaotic USB Baby! 💾🤡 After 5 years of *literally* waiting for this, we might just be hearing our favorite songs in HD – like, finally, I can hear the sound of my poor Spotify Wrapped begging for mercy! 😭🎶 As if Spotify wasn’t cool enough, they’re rolling out this deluxe music buffet to Premium users WITHOUT charging extra. I mean, that’s mo’ music, less money – stonks! 📈💰 It’s like finding out you can get free refills on your iced coffee when you're already hyped on caffeine! ☕️💣 Who needs a crystal ball when Spotify’s just been teasing us this whole time, am I right? *This is fine*... but like, only if it actually works. 🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to distract from the fact that no one’s using our social features. 🤷‍♂️” But wait! 🤔 SLAP A DISCLAIMER on it: it’s coming to 50+ markets, so if you're stuck in some tech black hole like *Uranus* (🤖💀), you might need to cope with subpar sound for just a bit longer. Prediction: By 2025, Spotify will introduce audio that can literally teleport you into a song. 🛸💥 You heard it here first. NOW GO SHARE THIS LOL! 😂🔥