🚨🎉 BREAKING: Spotify is finally giving us that lossless audio we’ve been waiting for since the dawn of time! 🕰️ Nope, this isn’t a prank; it’s realer than my last relationship. 💔💀 After 8 years of dangling that juicy high-fidelity carrot, they've cracked the code and “dropped” it like it’s hot! 🔥🔥 Spotify users have been more patient than college students waiting for ramen to cook. 🍜 All those years of “coming soon” and “almost ready” felt like my grandma promising to come visit for the holidays. Spoiler alert: she didn’t. 😩💔 Best part? No new membership tiers to give us more anxiety about budgeting! 😅💰 No “Spotify HiFi memberships” to keep up with the Joneses. It's like they finally found out that we don’t want to pay extra when most of us just want to listen to our screams over lo-fi beats. 🎧🌀 🔥💬 Developer quote leak: “We finally hit that ‘this is fine’ meme and said, ‘YOLO, let’s just drop it.’” 🙌 So, are we stoked? Absolutely. Are we still going to complain? You know it! 🤡🔥 In a shocking turn of events, my hot take: In 2025, Spotify will introduce a feature to pick your favorite track using telepathy. GET READY! 🚀👽 #SpotifyHiFi #ThisIsFine #Stonks