🚨🎶 HOLD ON TO YOUR EARDRUMS! 🎶🚨 Spotify just dropped the mic 💣💥 (after 4 long years of "coming soon" promises) and is ALL ABOUT that 24-bit lossless audio life! 🎧🤖 NO ADDED COST! 😱🔥 Like, fr fr? You’re telling me it took Spotify more time to deliver this than it took me to finish "Elden Ring"? 🤡💀 What were they doing? Counting the stonks on their stock price 📈🤔? Or like, playing solitaire while we waited? **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We were just really vibing and forgot about it. It's not like anyone was mad or anything!" - Some Guy Who Probably Works at Spotify 👀💁‍♂️ But wait, didn’t we already KNOW this was coming like 2 years ago? Drake pointing, and yet **this is fine** 🐶✨ as we finally get that crispy audio that makes your Spotify “Discover Weekly” sound like it was recorded in a basement. Literally. Hot take: By 2025, Spotify will be offering “5D Audio” that you can literally FEEL through your butt cheeks. 🚀👀 Can’t wait for those twerking playlists to make a comeback! 💃🔥 Share this if you're ready for better sound while hating on your ex's playlists! Let’s get this meme train rolling! 🚂💥