🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS🔥🚨: Spotify just dropped a feature that’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge 🤡 - they’re adding RECAPS for audiobooks!! No cap, this is basically like hitting the snooze button on your last brain cell and still waking up with a plot twist! 📚💀 Picture this: You start an audiobook, get distracted by cat memes 🐱, and poof! You’ve forgotten half the story 🤷‍♂️. Well, fear not! Spotify is gonna sprinkle some sweet AI magic dust 🪄 and give you a recap of where you zoned out. Now, you can jump back into the chaos without re-enacting "The Great Audiobook Restart War of 2023." 🤯 And here’s the kicker: they swear on their precious code that they’re NOT training AI on poor author’s work. So no LLMs crying in a corner over their literary dreams being crushed. 📉🤣 Leaked Developer Quote: "We just want to help our users avoid spoilers like avoiding bad Tinder dates." 💔📅 But here’s my prediction: in 2030, Spotify's recaps will be so good they’ll just read your mind and tell you what you should’ve learned! 💭🤖 STONKS! 🚀 Get ready to say goodbye to actually reading—who reads anymore, right? 💁‍♂️📖 Alright, time to listen, or should I say, “let it play!” 🎧🔥