🎉💿👀 BREAKING NEWS: Spotify's DJ goes *FULL KAREN* with TYPED REQUESTS! 💬🎧 So, like, last May, Spotify decided their AI DJ needed to throw down like it's 2020 and become a glorified talk show host, but with voice requests only. 😴💤 Now they’ve *finally* decided to let you type in your requests like you’re sending a message to your 11th-grade crush 💌. LEAKED quote from a Spotify developer: “People are tired of talking to their music! Like my ex, they just don’t listen!” 😂😂 And BOOM! They're even throwing Spanish support into the mix! 🚀 ¡Viva la música, mis amigos! 🎶 But let's be real, how long until this turns into the world's biggest *“no requests”* wall? 🤡 Drake approved? ✅ Based? ✅ Cringe? 😬 🔥 Companies are seething over Spotify's attempt to treat your music like a waiter at a fancy restaurant - "Excuse me, can we get a side of Indie Pop with that?" 🙄💁‍♂️ Prediction time: In 2024, Spotify will introduce a *feedback feature* where you can rate the DJ's performance on a scale of 1-10, and I can already see it devolving into the wildest digital roast battle. 🤖🔥 So fire up your keyboards, music warriors! Your AI DJ is now accepting TY, but it's still *not* taking bribes. 🤑💸#ThisIsFine #Stonks