🎧💥 ALERT! SPOTIFY HITS THE "UNPULL" BUTTON! 💥🎧 Y'all, it’s official: Spotify's out here making moves like a DJ at a kiddie birthday party! 🎉 After ghosting third-party DJ software faster than that one ex, they’re BACK in 51 markets, including the USA! 🇺🇸 Oof! Remember 2020? COVID-19 and Spotify be like: “Nah fam, no DJing for you! 🤡” But now, they’re like, “Take my money, mixmasters! 💰🎶” It’s like they finally realized that not every future house party needs to sound like a library study session. "Bro, I can't believe we’re letting Spotify back into the DJ booth after they locked the door for three years 🤦‍♂️," said an imaginary Spotify dev in a leaked chat. "They better not take my Serato away again, or I’ll literally set my computer on fire 🔥." Now you can whip up mixtapes from your Spotify playlists faster than a meme’s virality! 🚀 Remember the days of $10 mixer rentals? 💸 Now you can flex your Premium status and pretend you're the next DJ Khaled! UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Spotify will drop “DJ mode” where you wave your hand at your phone like a wizard and it will conjure up the perfect bops… or just play despacito on repeat. No cap. 💀👀 SHARE this chaos because DJing is officially BACK, baby! 🪩