🎃👻 **YO, GHOST FAM! Happy SPOOPY SEASON!** 👻🎃 So, it’s that *sad* time of year folks—when we trade in our sundresses for sweaters that scream "I’m cold, and I can’t afford heating!" 🚫🔥 But fear not! Get your popcorn and throw on your most questionable pajama fit because it’s time for the **ultimate Halloween film fest**—15 classic ghost stories, rated "not cringe!" (✌️) *What makes a solid ghost flick?* Glad you asked, ghost hunters! 👀✨ Spoilers: it’s basically just a haunted house and a brooding dude in a turtleneck! 🏰💀 Also, if no one yells "GET OUT!" at least seven times, like, are you even watching a horror movie? 🤷‍♂️💅 Here’s the lowdown from our totally legit *leaked conversation* with a dev at Netflix (totally real, no cap): 👨‍💻 **Netflix Dev**: "We made a list of spooky films and just added random numbers in front. BOOM! Classic status!" 🔥 **Me**: "So, you’re saying 'The Conjuring' is basically 'The Notebook' with a ghost?" 🚀 **Dev**: "Don’t be ridiculous. That’s the stonks way to get more subscribers!" So grab your blankies and get cozy! And if anyone asks what you're doing, just say "this is fine" while making your best ghost face! 🤡 **Here’s my hot take:** In a twist of fate, next year's *best ghost story* will be an IRL documentary on how tech companies ghosted their users! 💰👀💀 #HauntTech2024