🚨👻 Hold onto your bookmarks, bookworms! It’s time to SCRRRREEEEEAAAAMMMM because Spook Your Kindle Day is here, and it’s like a haunted mansion filled with FREE dark romance books! 😱📚 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But wait, isn’t that just regular romance with a pumpkin spice twist?” And to that, *Drake point* YES, but we’re serving up some emo vibes too, fam! 💀🔥 I mean, why not get your heart broken by a vampire during Halloween, amirite? #GothGoals This spooktacular giveaway 🌌 runs until Oct. 26, which means you’ve got less time than that webpack build you put off for a week. 🕑💨 So, hit up your Kindle and download those steamy tales before the ghosts haunt your library! 👻 No cap, it’s like the Netflix of vampire lovers! 😏 And rumor has it, a “developer” from Kindle said, “I just put ghosts in the code so the books would die… but now they’re resurrecting for free, what is life?” *facepalm* Predictions, you ask? This is only the beginning, fam. Soon we’ll have dark romance authors collaborating with AI to produce books that literally write themselves. Your Kindle will be the new HELL for authors! *cue laugh* 😂😈 So grab those free books and prepare for the literary apocalypse! #Stonks 📈👉👻📖