🌈💧 SPONGE-GATE 2023: The COLOR-WAR of Cleanliness! 🧽✨ Yo fam, let’s chat about the REAL Rainbow Coalition: sponges! 🤡 Ever wondered why your sponge looks like a bag of Skittles? 🍬 No cap, there’s a whole color-coded conspiracy going on and it’s about to blow your mind. 💥💣 🔴 Red = SICK! 🤒 Only use this bad boy for scrubbing your ex's Instagram account and not your countertops. 🟢 Green = GREEN LIGHT to get your clean on! 🚦 Safe for dishes, but don't be caught using this to wipe up spilled dreams and tears. 😢 🔵 Blue = Mr. Fancy Pants! 🕶️ This sponge is ONLY for the elite—your royal china, after all. Duh! Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just added colors because our last product was a BROWN WASHCLOTH disaster. Like, who wants a beige sponge? Cringe!” 🤖💀 And before you say “this is fine” while you scrub your kitchen floor with a disco ball sponge, remember: using the wrong color can be a health risk! 🚨 So don’t be that one dude out here spreading germs like an influencer spreads misinformation. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, sponges will have their own astrological signs. Forget horoscopes, you’ll need a sponge-oscope to navigate your kitchen! 🤯✨ #SpongeStonks skyrocketing soon! 💰🧽💨