🚀💥 BREAKING: Cisco & Splunk's Love Story Continues! 💥🚀 In the most dramatic plot twist since "The Last Jedi," Cisco dropped a whopping $28 BILLION to snag Splunk and now they're at .conf25, vibin' together like the ultimate tech couple. 👫💖 Investors were like, "Stonks up!" 📈 but let's be real; it’s a little more like "This is fine" while we watch from the sidelines. 😂🔥 ✨ Cisco’s trying to squeeze $4 billion a year out of this juicy integration, but it sounds more like the guy who's always "just about to finish" his 30-page report. 📄💀 Fr fr, can we PLEASE stop pretending this isn't just a glorified subscription-based cash cow? 🐄💸 Some leaked quotes from our “devs” (yeah, I used the air quotes) said: "We’re basically merging code and dreams at this point." 🤖🌌 And LOL, one dude literally replied with "Cope, seethe, rinse, repeat!" 🔄 My totally sane and not at all insane prediction? By .conf30, they'll just rebrand everything to CiscoSplunk, and we’ll all just be sipping coffee while they throw around buzzwords like spaghetti on a wall. 🍝🤡 Time to slap this news on your feed before the cringe vortex sucks us all in! 🔥🌀 #TechRomance #SplunkCiscoLoveStory