🚨🚨 BREAKING: SPLITGATE 2 YANKED BACK TO BETA?! 🤡💀 Is this a game or a toddler’s tantrum? 1047 Games just pulled a reverse Uno card on us like: “Whoops, our bad! We rushed this out faster than I can explain my last relationship!” 😂💔 Like, just LAST MONTH, we were ready to dive through portals and feel like we were in some multi-dimensional Quake buffet… and now? We’re back in the Beta Dungeon until 2026. Y’all, they’re taking more time to fix this than I take to choose a Netflix show. 🎮👀 “New game modes, more portals, and monetization that’s LESS CRINGE!” — said every developer during their ego-boosting Zoom calls. 💸💥 Leaked Interview: “Honestly, we thought people would be too busy with Fortnite to notice our game was dumpster fire. Turns out they were just waiting for the next meme.” So, not only are they cutting jobs (yikes!), they’re also shutting down the original Splitgate servers. 🤦‍♂️ It’s like they’re playing hide-and-seek with our happiness! This is fine… NOT. 🔥 Let’s be real: by 2026, I’ll either have a PhD in portal theory or Splitgate 3 will be out, and I’ll be in therapy. MARK MY WORDS—this is gonna be the quickest fall from grace since that viral banana bread recipe flopped! 🍌💩 #SplitgateOrNah?