🚨🚨 BREAKING: Millions are now spilling their deepest secrets to CHATBOTS 📱😱! Yes, you heard that right! Forget real priests, we’ve got AI ACTUALLY being used as your new spiritual therapist. Talk about a divine upgrade! 💰✨ Stonks 🚀🚀 going to AI “Father” for *confession* instead of that awkward chat with your parish priest—no more “Hail Mary,” just “Hail Siri!” 🤖😇 So, if you're looking to confess your sins, just drop a "Yo, ChatGPT, I told my crush I was into crypto, but I really just want to be a cat influencer" and there you have it 💀🔥! Meanwhile, our boy Jesus is probably sitting in the cloud, like, “This is fine” while watching this chaotic digital baptism unfold. 👇Here's some leaked developer convo for you👀: Dev #1: “Bro, can we add an option for chatbots to do exorcisms?” Dev #2: “I’m just trying to debug the prayer algorithm. This ain't a horror movie!” But fr fr—who knew *faith tech* would cost up to $70 a year?? That’s a subscription to Jesus, but not the one you're used to, my dude. 📅💸 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be worshipping AI gods. Look out for the Holy ChatGPT cult—I’m joining, and I’m taking my dog with me. 🐕💣 #BasedOrCringe