🍏💀 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just threw their “Awe Dropping” event and let’s just say it was more predictable than a cat meme! 🐱💤 Introducing the Apple Watch Ultra 3 and AirPods Pro 3 - because who doesn’t *need* more shiny gadgets to ignore their existential dread? 😵‍💫🔥 First up, the Apple Watch Ultra 3—now with 0.0003% more battery! 📉 It doubles as both a fitness tracker and a life coach, reminding you that you're still not exercising enough while you munch on those organic kale chips. “Leaked” developer convo: “The battery is so good, you might actually forget to call your mother!” 🤡 And then we have the AirPods Pro 3, which come with a groundbreaking feature called ‘Initialize Seethe Mode’ where they drown out your friends complaining about how expensive they are. 🤖💰 “They can hear your thoughts now,” says a *totally legit* source. “But only if they're rich thoughts.” 💸😂 In conclusion: these gadgets are about as necessary as a fourth iPhone charger. Expect to see the ultra-rich flexing in 8K on TikTok soon! 🚀👑✨ 🔥 Hot take: Apple’s next event will be a “Genius Bar” where they fix your feelings. So, buckle up, Buttercup! 💥 #BasedOrCringe? 🤔