🌟🎢 **VIBES CHECK: I DOVE INTO META’S INFINITE SLOP MACHINE!** 🎢🌟 Y’all ever feel like the universe wants you to be a potato? 🥔 Well, that’s what spending a day with Meta AI’s Vibes feels like! It’s like someone took a blender, threw in TikTok, a dash of despair, and a sprinkle of “WTF is happening?” and hit puree! 🤡💔 So, Mark Zuckerberg, the king of socially awkward dad vibes, REALLY went from coding in his Harvard dorm (👨‍💻) to creating an endless scroll of AI-generated videos? Bruh, it’s like he said, “Let’s make scrolling as mindless as my last haircut!” 💀✂️ I mean, no cap, if you're looking for enlightenment, it's time to stop scrolling through the algorithm's cringe fest! 🚫 **Leaked developer quote:** “We just wanna make sure your brain cells don’t survive this—Vibes is basically an infinite buffet of boredom!” 🍔🤖 At this point, I half-expect Zuck to unveil a “Vibes Part 2: Slop Edition” where every video is just him trying to dance like he's got Wi-Fi issues. 💃💔 **Hot Take Alert**: Within six months, Vibes will generate thirst traps so powerful they’ll make more money than you on OnlyFans. Stonks 🚀💰! And remember folks, don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🦾🔥 *Seethe and cope with that!* Share this if you're ready to vibe or die! 💣💀💔