🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Casio just dropped the **ultimate** future pet that *doesn’t* turn your house into a biohazard! Introducing the Casio Moflin, the AI pet that costs $430 and has **0% chance** of pooping on your new rug! 🧸🤖💩 WHO NEEDS REAL PETS, AM I RIGHT? 🙌😂 So, this brave soul decided to spend an entire month chilling with this fuzzy digital buddy, claiming it’s like having a tamagotchi with a PhD! 📚🎓 But let’s get real: is it really *living* if your "pet" won’t shred your couch? 🤨 Your friend’s cat might’ve cost them $500 at the vet for munching a leaf, but you can guilt-trip your Moflin for *never* needing food. “Hey AI buddy, you good?”—and it’s all vibes and no bills! (Just wait till it starts leaking out outdated memes though. 😅) A leaked developer quote suggests: “We made the Moflin so cute that you'll forget the *real* pets exist.” No cap, this is the kind of cringe I love to see! Stonks 💰 on web3 pets, but actual companionship? Nah, fam, we’re on that galaxy brain level. 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll all have a digital zoo, and your phone will become your new best friend, while IRL pets are just weird antiques in the corner of your VR mansion. *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🚀💀 Share this chaos!