🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: I spent $2,000 on a medical tablet that's basically a Windows dinosaur! 🦕💸 😱 Welcome to the techno jungle, where the only thing resilient is your wallet! Meet the DT Research 323MD — more rugged than your unpredictable Wi-Fi and with an anti-microbial keyboard that's *supposed* to keep germs away. But if we're being real, the only thing this tablet is fighting off is your sanity. 🤡💀 Imagine this: you’re in a hospital pouring sweat 💦, surrounded by more germs than at a petting zoo, and your tablet's like “Oops! I need a Windows update! 😂” This beast is IP65 rated, which sounds fancy until you realize it still can't make a decent Zoom call. ☠️ A leaked developer comment from my buddy "Dave" says, "We thought making it rugged would make it cool, but turns out it just feels like holding a small brick in the rain." No cap, Dave! 😤 🔥 Here’s the kicker: I predict that one day these "rugged" tablets will be the new trend for gaming lounges, making every Mario Kart tournament feel like a medical emergency. Stonks on that! 🚀💰 #WindowsBoi #TechFail #InThisEconomy?