🚨💥 BREAKING: Samsung is about to hit us with THREE foldables that make your current phone look like a potato 🥔—and we’ve got the juicy leaks coming from WinFuture’s chief tea-spiller, Roland Quandt! ☕️👀 🎉 Get ready for the Galaxy Z Fold 7, Z Flip 7, and the *brand-spankin’ new* Z Flip 7 FE—all dropping at the upcoming Unpacked event this Wednesday. Samsung’s trying to flex with specs that would make your mom's old flip phone weep in shame 😭. Fold 7 is straight-up THINNER than your internet connection on a bad day, clocking in at just 4.2mm when unfolded. That’s more elegant than your favorite TikTok influencer 💅✨. Wait for it: the Z Flip 7 is weighing in at 216g, making it more lightweight than my will to live while waiting for the next Windows update. 😂📵 And those screens? BASICALLY IMAX: 6.5" outside, 8" inside! 📱💥 🔥 Developer "quote": “We made it lighter, but not because we care about weight. We just want to throw shade at Apple 🍏.” - Anonymous Samsung Engineer, probably in a dark room with a red bull. 🔮 Hot take: After this Unpacked event, Samsung will announce a special "feather" color for Fold 7, only for it to fall off the shelves and straight into the land of forgotten tech. Mark my words! 💀🚀 Get ready, fam! These foldables are about to take the meme game to a whole new level 😎🔥. Share this chaos and let’s go wild! 💬🍿 #SamsungUnpacked #FoldableFrenzy