🚨BREAKING: Span Goes All-In on AI-Assisted Code Value, But Did They Just Unleash the Coding Kraken? 📈💸 So listen up fam! Span just bagged a whopping $25M (no cap 💰) from some big wallets like Alt Capital and Craft Ventures because they wanna help companies figure out if AI is writing their code or if they’re just staring at a "This is fine" meme while waiting for their code to compile. 🔥🤡 Let’s break it down: 💁‍♂️💻 Zac and Henry reportedly met over a “business dinner,” aka a PowerPoint presentation disguised as a meal 🍕🍔, where they plotted the downfall of humanity one line of AI-generated code at a time. 🤖💥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I mean, if I can just tell everyone my code is AI-made, do I still need to learn how to code? Asking for a friend… 😂” But here's the real kicker — if Span succeeds, we might just see entire codebases written by AI based on nothing but TikTok trends and cat memes. Imagine your Git commits being labeled “paw-sitively optimized” 🐾 — pure chaos. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, coding bootcamps will be replaced with "How to Train Your AI Compiler" classes. If you ain’t on the AI train, you’re straight-up missing the stonks boat! 🚀🌌 Get ready to drown in the meme-pocalypse! 💀🤖 #SpanSzn #AIChaos