🎉🚨 Breaking News: Apple’s App Store Pricing Chaos Goes Global 🌎💸 So picture this: 🍏 Apple, the ultimate tech overlord, is *this* close to getting a shiny EU medal for its new App Store changes. But WAIT! 🚦 The Spanish competition police are swooping in like a band of capybara superheroes ready to drop some spicy 🔥 legal drama on our favorite fruit! "New evidence" 📜? What, did they find an old, dusty iPhone 4 with a secret document?! 😂💀 You just KNOW the meeting went something like this: **Apple Dev**: 🧑‍💻 "Can we raise the prices again? No cap?" **Spanish Watchdog**: "Is this a *joke*? We're coming for those price tags like we're trying to catch a TikTok dance trend!" 💃🤖 But fr fr, we all know that Apple is out here doing its best "This is fine" meme while the whole app economy burns down. 💥🔥👀 And let’s talk about the stonks! 📈 At this rate, Apple’s gonna charge you to breathe app air! 😤🤡 Mark my words: the next-gen iPhone might just come with a subscription model for taking photos. “Pic-tionary?” 😱💰 So brace yourselves, fam; in a week, you might be getting charged for empty space on your phone! 📱👀💸 **Apple is gonna Apple**, and all the developers are just 👀💔 #SadFace. **TL;DR:** If you think Apple’s pricing drama is done, you’re living in an alternate universe. 🚀🌌